The Grimoire of Careers

The most powerful spell in the grimoire. Conjures a complete professional identity visible to one billion souls across 200 domains. Summons employment at a rate of 8 placements per minute. Grants access to Sales Divination, InMail Sending, Knowledge Wards, Content Broadcasting, and Guild establishment. No other spell in the known world produces this breadth of effect. However, the Content Broadcast component is becoming corrupted by AI illusions — spectral content that mimics real thought. Premium enchantments require escalating material components.

The fastest spell in the grimoire. Transmutes the caster from unemployed to employed in minimal casting time. The Glassdoor familiar reveals salary data, employer secrets, and interview questions concealed by the Conjuration spell above. Requires no material components (free). Zero social enchantment — this spell does one thing and does it faster than any known incantation. The spell automatically dissipates once employment is achieved.

The most honest spell in the grimoire. Casts a Truth aura that reveals compensation — salary AND equity — on every enchanted object in range. No other spell provides this level of divination. Direct telepathic link to the creators (founders) of each startup artifact. Only functions on the Startup Plane — the spell fizzles completely in corporate environments. Those who discover this spell become its most devoted practitioners.

The only spell in the grimoire that requires the caster's physical body. Cannot be cast remotely, from a scroll, or through a crystal ball. The Lunchclub familiar selects the optimal soul for the caster to meet. 52 million practitioners across 190 domains cast this spell 2 million times per year. Omniprofessio is the spellbook. This spell is the magic itself — the moment two souls sit across from each other and something real happens. No employment effect. No content aura. Just the oldest enchantment known: a conversation between two people.