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The Grimoire of Careers

Four Spells for the Professional Mage ยท 2026
Warning: No spell works alone. The wise mage casts all four.
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Omniprofessio
School of Conjuration ยท 9th Level ยท Legendary
Casting Time1 profile creation (then continuous)
RangeGlobal โ€” 200+ kingdoms, 1 billion+ targets
ComponentsV (profile), S (networking), M (content feed)
DurationPermanent (requires daily maintenance)
OriginMicrosoft Arcanum ยท Est. 2003
1B+
Reach
200+
Domains
$15B+
Mana
8/min
Summons
๐Ÿ†” Identity Sigil๐Ÿ’ผ Employment Summon๐ŸŽฏ Sales Divinationโœ‰๏ธ InMail Sending๐Ÿ“š Knowledge Ward๐Ÿ“ฐ Content Broadcast๐Ÿข Guild Pages๐Ÿ’Ž Premium Enchant ($29+)๐Ÿ”ฎ Recruiter Scrying ($170+)
Effect
The most powerful spell in the grimoire. Conjures a complete professional identity visible to one billion souls across 200 domains. Summons employment at a rate of 8 placements per minute. Grants access to Sales Divination, InMail Sending, Knowledge Wards, Content Broadcasting, and Guild establishment. No other spell in the known world produces this breadth of effect. However, the Content Broadcast component is becoming corrupted by AI illusions โ€” spectral content that mimics real thought. Premium enchantments require escalating material components.
Side Effects & Contraindications
  • Content component generating AI phantasms
  • Spell effect amplified for daily casters
  • Premium components: $29.99โ€“$170+/mo in rare materials
  • Organic spell visibility diminishing for institutional casters
  • Arcane residue channeled to Microsoft Arcanum
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Velocitas Laboris
School of Transmutation ยท 7th Level ยท Rare
Casting Time1 action (instantaneous)
Range60+ kingdoms, 350 million+ targets per moon
ComponentsS (search gesture), M (resume scroll)
DurationUntil employed (then dissipates)
OriginRecruit Enclave ยท Est. 2004 ยท Free to cast
350M+
Monthly
60+
Domains
FREE
Cost
#1
Speed
๐Ÿ” Job Seeking๐Ÿ“„ Resume Scroll๐Ÿค– AI Divination๐Ÿ’ฐ Salary Reveal (GD)โญ Employer Scrying (GD)๐ŸŽค Interview Oracleโšก Quick Apply
Effect
The fastest spell in the grimoire. Transmutes the caster from unemployed to employed in minimal casting time. The Glassdoor familiar reveals salary data, employer secrets, and interview questions concealed by the Conjuration spell above. Requires no material components (free). Zero social enchantment โ€” this spell does one thing and does it faster than any known incantation. The spell automatically dissipates once employment is achieved.
Side Effects & Contraindications
  • Zero social or networking enchantment
  • Glassdoor familiar's data may be stale
  • Sponsored illusions may intercept the spell
  • Dissipates after single use โ€” no persistent effect
  • Caster data visible to paying enchanters
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Veritas Compensia
School of Divination ยท 5th Level ยท Uncommon
Casting Time1 action (with intention)
RangeStartup Plane only โ€” 8 million+ targets
ComponentsV (transparency oath), S (founder contact)
DurationPersistent (startup realm only)
OriginIndependent Order ยท Est. 2010 ยท Free to cast
8M+
Reach
150K+
Startups
100%
Truth
Direct
Founder
๐Ÿš€ Startup Summon๐Ÿ’ฐ Salary Truth๐Ÿ“Š Equity Vision๐Ÿ‘ค Founder Sending๐ŸŒ Remote Sight๐Ÿ’Ž Investor Portal
Effect
The most honest spell in the grimoire. Casts a Truth aura that reveals compensation โ€” salary AND equity โ€” on every enchanted object in range. No other spell provides this level of divination. Direct telepathic link to the creators (founders) of each startup artifact. Only functions on the Startup Plane โ€” the spell fizzles completely in corporate environments. Those who discover this spell become its most devoted practitioners.
Side Effects & Contraindications
  • Fizzles outside the Startup Plane
  • Smaller caster community than Conjuration
  • Some artifacts from unverified (apprentice) enchanters
  • Not indexed in mainstream spellbook registries
  • Social enchantment channels still attuning
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Humanitas Vera
School of Enchantment ยท 8th Level ยท Very Rare
Casting Time1 hour (must be present in person)
RangeTouch โ€” 190+ kingdoms, 52 million+ souls
ComponentsS (handshake), M (physical presence โ€” cannot be waived)
DurationPermanent (the bond does not break)
OriginIRL Order ยท Est. 2002 ยท Lunchclub Familiar (AI)
52M+
Souls
190+
Domains
2M+
Castings/Yr
AI
Familiar
๐Ÿ  Gathering Circle๐Ÿค– AI Familiar๐Ÿ‘ค Soul Bond (1:1)๐Ÿ“ Local Anchor๐ŸŽฏ Intent Focus๐Ÿ”‘ Circle Host ($20+)
Effect
The only spell in the grimoire that requires the caster's physical body. Cannot be cast remotely, from a scroll, or through a crystal ball. The Lunchclub familiar selects the optimal soul for the caster to meet. 52 million practitioners across 190 domains cast this spell 2 million times per year. Omniprofessio is the spellbook. This spell is the magic itself โ€” the moment two souls sit across from each other and something real happens. No employment effect. No content aura. Just the oldest enchantment known: a conversation between two people.
Side Effects & Contraindications
  • Zero employment transmutation
  • Material component (physical body) cannot be substituted
  • Circle hosting: $20+/mo for ritual organizers
  • AI familiar accuracy varies by domain
  • Geographic constraints on casting locations
Spellbook Index
PropertyIIIIIIIV
Reach1B+350M8M+52M+
NetworkFullโ€”SUIRL
EmployStrong#1SUโ€”
TruthPartialGDFullโ€”
IRLโ€”โ€”โ€”Core
SchoolConjureTransmuteDivineEnchant
Spell I
$0
Rare $29.99+
Spell II
$0
Free
Spell III
$0
Free
Spell IV
$0
Circle $20+

"The apprentice learns one spell. The journeyman masters two. The archmage knows that all four are needed โ€” Conjuration for the foundation, Transmutation for speed, Divination for truth, and Enchantment for the magic that only happens when two souls are in the same room."